Do Things Right The First Time: Sitka Gear and Sitka Mountain Clothing
Never ride your bike to go hunting with a fat kid who can't ride a bike. He's all fat and gasping like a carp with teeth, and pretty soon you're carrying bow and all of his
gear in your pack. Even his pack is in your pack. And you're saying, "Hey we were supposed to be hunting by early morning, and here it is 2:00 p.m."
But you know if you leave him behind, his mom will call your mom, and blah blah blah it will be all your fault her poor helpless fat kid was found
on the side of the road stuffing his face with blackberries that were maybe contaminated with overspray from the county weed control truck.
So maybe you hunt with the fat kid once, but your learn your lesson, and then you decide to do things right. So you save up your gas station pay,
and you buy the right gear so you can wait it out on the roadside with the fat kid, until his mom shows up and drags his sorry as home in her station
wagon, and there you are free and unfettered while he goes home and hides under the blankets and pees his pants and sucks his thumb.
Yes. From now on you resolve to get the right gear the first time.
Like this Sitka Gear Celsius Jacket
Maybe I'll even buy one for the fat kid so he doesn't freeze to death eating hostess twinkies waiting for his mommy. That would be a sorry sight.
Dead fat kid with a twinkie frozen to his upper lip.
High loft insulation keeps this Soft Shell toasty in the extreme colds
without creating bulk.
- Articulated for full range-of-motion
- Body mapped insulation
- Superior heat-to-weight ratio
- Secure TPU cuff tabs
Fabric Details: Polyester face, high loft inner, DWR finish
Colors: Mothwing Mtn. Mimicry, Real Tree AP,
Mossy Oak Treestand, Black, Mineral
Or maybe this 90 Jacket from Sitka
Not that fat kids are all bad, and after all he is your friend, or at least he's your friend when you don't have any twinkies he's trying to steal
from your lunch bag.
Sleek, lightweight, technical package for a wide variety of weather conditions.
- Articulated elbows
- Welded arm pocket
- Chest high main pockets
- One hand waist draw
- Poly micro chamois chin guard
Fabric Details: Soft Shell, Polyester face, warp knit inner
Colors: Mothwing Mtn. Mimicry, Real Tree AP, Mossy Oak
Treestand, Woodsmoke, Black, Burnt Orange
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- Articulated knee
- Inner thigh vents for temperature control
- Reinforced laminated instep patch
Colors: Mothwing Mtn. Mimicry, Black, Real Tree AP, Mossy
Oak Treestand, Mineral
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